Sunday, 2 June 2013

Overheard In The Park:

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(Scene begins with an attentive mother and her small child stood by the lake, watching the birds. After telling him the name of each bird carefully, mother then points at a swan)

MOTHER: Now then, what's that bird there, Charlie?
CHILD: (eagerly and confidently) Swan!
MOTHER: (astounded and delighted that he got it right) Yes, Charley! Well DONE! That is a swan! Clever boy!
CHILD: (smiles proudly) Yes mommy.

(Mother and child start to walk away in happy silence, until child spots a pigeon pecking at a seed nearby. Child then points at the bird excitedly)

CHILD: (eagerly and confidently) Swan!
MOTHER: (looks at pigeon, then child before sighing a small, defeated sigh) Not quite, Charley...

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2 comments:

  1. The innocence of a child . . . if only we could all be seen as "swans".

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  2. I don't know; swans are such pompous things, aren't they?

    I've always seen myself as more of a "goose". I like geese, particularly Canada Geese. They are nice looking (without being flamboyant) and clever and brilliantly vicious; I think they're fabulous.

    I'd quite like to be seen as a "goose".

    xxx

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