Now don't you wish you could print copies of this and hang them at your place of employment? On second thought, that would get you fired. However, I bet you feel better just getting it off your shoulders and into words . . . words which you are SO GOOD at putting on paper (figuratively speaking).
Sod hanging it up; I want to hand it out, in person, to every single idiot that has made my life difficult in the past two years. Fining them for each needless mess would be fun too, as well as tipping old cups of tea/coffee/water/milk/liquid over various heads.
I also want to slap The Bitch across the face as hard as I can.
Now don't you wish you could print copies of this and hang them at your place of employment? On second thought, that would get you fired. However, I bet you feel better just getting it off your shoulders and into words . . . words which you are SO GOOD at putting on paper (figuratively speaking).
ReplyDeleteSod hanging it up; I want to hand it out, in person, to every single idiot that has made my life difficult in the past two years. Fining them for each needless mess would be fun too, as well as tipping old cups of tea/coffee/water/milk/liquid over various heads.
ReplyDeleteI also want to slap The Bitch across the face as hard as I can.
...Then I'd like a pony.
Yeah. =nods=
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