A large pizza (with stuffed crust), plus two large fizzy drinks: £23.50.
Two puddings (that we knew we shouldn't have had after the pizza, but hey): £6.
Tip: £3.50
A great evening out: priceless.
...But...
Watching the body quivering, tail windmilling, pure and unadulterated joy demonstrated by your dog as he scarfs down the entire large slice of pizza that you brought home just for him*...? Well, that is better than priceless, ladies and gentlemen: that is absolutely bloody marvelously wonderful.
That is all.
Alice x
* To any horrified onlooker that may be reading: I am aware that yes; pizza is a bad food to give to a dog (or a human, for that matter), but no; I don't care. He loved it, it's not something that happens every day, and it's not going to kill him. So! If you disapprove (...as they say on American sitcoms...): bite me.
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