Just A Heads Up:

If you happen to be sat enjoying a sandwich and a good book in a Subway Cafe, and happen to do an involuntary giggle-snort due to the hilarity of the story you are reading, and there happens to be a foursome of (stick thin, bored and sullen looking) teenage girls sat eating at a table nearby, your involuntary giggle-snort may very well elicit an extremely angry and disapproving glare from each and every one of them.

And to also warn you; if in response to the glares of said teenagers your reaction is to summon forth a second involuntary giggle-snort, that (surprisingly) probably won't be well received either.
   
..... There you go.
     Your day is complete now that you know that, isn't it?
     I thought it would be.

Alice x