Adventures With Best Friend 0.5 And His (Camera) Phone:

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Scene is set; Alice and Best Friend 0.5 are stood on a canal path on a lovely, sunny day. They are attempting to take some pictures (or rather, Best Friend 0.5 is attempting to take some pictures) of Alice with Best Friend 0.5's Fancy-Dancy-Posh-Has-A-Camera-Phone, so that she can upload them onto her new dating profile. After a few unsuccessful tries, Best Friend 0.5 sends her back to her designated starting spot to try yet again...

BEST FRIEND 0.5: okay, look at the camera. Look straight at it.
ALICE: ...(looks obediently at camera)...
BEST FRIEND 0.5: yes, good. Now, smile, and keep looking at the camera.
ALICE: ...(smiles, still looking obediently at the camera)...
BEST FRIEND 0.5: good! Now, smile, and walk forwards - slowly this time - and keep looking at the camera.
ALICE: ...(smiles, walks forward - slowly - still looking obediently at the camera)...
BEST FRIEND 0.5: great! Keep smiling, and keep walking, and keep looking at the camera.
ALICE: ...(keeps smiling and walking, then notices a nearby dog and stops looking at the camera at precisely the wrong moment)...
BEST FRIEND 0.5: ...oh, crap! Alice!
ALICE: (contrite) ...sorry...

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...Ah well...

It didn't turn out so bad, in any case, did it?

Alice x