- No. We didn't understand it, either.
* My first performance at Spoken Word.
- I was second on stage, read out three poems, and did pretty darn well, if I don't say so myself.
* A tot in a pushchair, gripping the toes of his little feet with both hands whilst doing this: "wheeeee! =hiccup!= wheeeee! =hiccup!= wheeeee =hiccup="
* The following announcement over the speakers at The Store, made in an effort to encourage the staff into attending the daily briefing that everybody avoids as often as possible:
"this is a staff announcement: can all available members of staff please come to the showroom desk for morning briefing. ... =pause=... There is cake. Thank you."
* The following snippet of conversation overheard as I passed by a man talking into his phone:
"...look, I'm sorry to go on about it, love, but I'm still not clear as to how the hell you managed to BLOW UP A TIRE travelling at 10 miles an hour..."
...and, last but not least...
* Pictures like this:
...I wonder if I can take a picture of myself taking a picture...
"Okay. 1...2...3... Think!"
"Okay. Now, 1...2...3...Pout!"
"That's it, baby! Work it!"
"Biscuit? Where?"
Thank you.
That is all.
B.C.B.F.L.B x
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