Facts Of Life (as they are for A.Collison) Numbers 2, 3 & 4:

FACT 2: 
It will be straight after you have mopped the stairs at work that 5 or 6 people will be compelled to take their breaks - which require them to walk up the stairs - all at the same time.
     And at least one, if not two of them will need to come back down again less than two minutes later because they forgot - for example - their sandwiches.
     Oh, and all of these people will have large work boots. That are muddy.

FACT 3: 
It will be around half an hour after you have hung your washing out on the line that the bright sunshine that the weather people had forecast as lasting all day and that warmed you cheerily as you were pegging vanishes, replaced by heavy rain.
     And during that deceptive half hour of good weather, of course, you will have had to go out.

FACT 4:
It is when you are feeling at your worst and/or most exhausted that as you collapse on the sofa - after a hard and horrible time elsewhere with no other thought in your head than to just SIT DOWN AND NOT MOVE - your dog will come up to you doing this:

....That is all.

Thank you for reading Facts Of Life (as they are for A. Collison).

Alice x