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* why is it that two typically slow moving and - unless you keep on top of them - lazy people finally and suddenly speed up and develop a work ethic on the one day that the arsing around they are famous for would actually have helped?
* why would anybody choose to wear a T-Shirt proclaiming "oil rich"?
* what the mother of God has my dog been eating??
* is it just me that thinks the - recent? - trend of females half shaving their heads is ugly as sin?
* why is it that children suddenly like me? I barely noticed it at first, but over the past couple of years it has become more and more apparent that sproggens are no longer afraid and mistrustful of me as they used to be, and I don't get it. I'm the same person that I have always been: what's changed?
* WHY WHY WHY is it fashionable for men to wear trousers so low that their underpants are visible? Not only is it not something I want to see as I go about my business, but it must be pretty impractical for the wearer as well; not to mention down right uncomfortable.
* if there is no God, how do we explain....everything?
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