Overheard At B&Q:

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(Scene is set; two men are walking down one of the larger aisles. They are talking animatedly. As they pass Alice coming the other way, she overhears a brief snippet of conversation...)

MAN1: (confidently) No need to worry; I know a man that will do it for £50, no problem.
MAN2: (impressed) Nice...

(End of scene)

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A D.I.Y problem, one presumes. And a D.I.Y solution.
     But still.
     It does make one wonder. Because after all, £50 is £50.

You can do a lot with £50, I'm sure...

Alice x