And First Prize In The 'Straw That Broke The Camel's Back' Competition Goes To -

- the two young louts I encountered upon walking home; one of whom sneered "oi sexy! Wow! Where've you been all my life?" while the other puffed out his cheeks and waddled exaggeratedly (the kind of waddling that only people too fat to walk unaided do, incidentally. That, or people being cruel) as they walked past me.

Congratulations, gentlemen (using the term as loosely as possible); you made a woman you'd (presumably) never laid eyes on before start crying right there and then in the middle of a public street.

Go you.

Alice.

PS: Oh, and bonus points must be given for the fact that upon seeing how distressed you had made me, both of you had the gall to actually start laughing. Loudly.
     Thanks for that, as well, you heartless bastards. That made the experience complete...