When You Start Talking To The Dog -

- as though he is a fellow human as a matter of course, without any intention of irony or indeed without even really realising you are doing it the majority of the time; is that a sign of being completely and unutterably crazy to a worrying degree?

.....Or is it only a worry if said dog answers back?

If it is the latter; I am fine.

If it is the former; well...I am not.
     At all.

=sighs=

Alice x