Another Fun Fact.

Did You Know:
     When on the run from a rouge giant-super-mutant octopus that has broken free and is running wild in a futuristic zoo; the best way to out run its killer tentacles is to jump into a shallow tank with just enough water to cover you and lie very, very still?
     Yeah. Because a) the octopus can't see very well - rather like a T-Rex - and b) the octopus also can't smell you due to the salt in the water masking your scent.

...Uh-huh. That is totally true.
     Or at least, according to the dream/nightmare I had last night it is.
     Yep.
     I saved a whole load of people that way, including my mother. And then I killed the giant-super-mutant-killer octopus with a (conveniently placed and then perfectly aimed) silver-plated javelin.
     Yep.
     Go me, with my bad-arsed dream self.
     I rock.

...Also according to my dream/nightmare, in another part of the futuristic zoo (bizarrely, we were still meandering round for quite a while post Killer Octopus Incident) there is a small robot in the meerkat enclosure (ordinary meerkats, that is, not giant-super-mutant-killer meerkats) that looks innocuous but isn't. Supposedly it is just an insentient little box on wheels with a computer screen on the front and two little speakers positioned in such a way as to look like eyes, that drives around quoting snatches from the 'Compare the Meerkat' saga, but in actuality it is a captured alien forced to pretend to be an innocuous computerizing wheeled quoting thing while it drives around stealing samples of people's DNA for reasons that are as yet unknown by the nefarious owners of the futuristic zoo, who are actually master criminals intent on world domination and infinite riches and universal warfare and all the usual malarkey that master criminals tend to get up to.

So there you go.
     You heard it (or rather, I dreamed it) here first, people.
     Watch this space.

Yep.
     =nods=

Alice x