That Special Time Again.

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Scene is set; Alice and Best Friend 0.5 are having a conversation via text message. Alice has just confessed that she shall not be joining Best Friend 0.5 for coffee/chat that day, as she feels unwell. Best Friend 0.5's responses to this are outlined (albeit paraphrased) below:

BEST FRIEND 0.5: ...oh, that's a shame. Been overindulging over Christmas, have we?
ALICE: a bit, yes. And also that thing that happens only to ladies around once a month and that isn't spoken of in polite society...
BEST FRIEND 0.5: ah! I see. You are a werewolf. Well, I understand. You aren't the only one, you know. Just rest up, avoid going out and try not to bite anyone. x
ALICE: =laughs= that is a bloody good description of how I am feeling right now. x
     P.S. I'll try.
BEST FRIEND 0.5: good, good. See you soon. x

Scene fades out with Alice smilingly putting her phone back in her pocket before snuggling down on the sofa under her blanket to continue her viewing of her favourite Sex & The City episodes. 

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Alice x

P.S. By the way, Best Friend 0.5; if you are reading this, it's safe to come out now. I am no longer a werewolf; the danger has passed. For the next month or so, anyway...