1. Turn on the fan in the living room.
...That is all.
She is trying to do paperwork and every few seconds as it makes its way round she has to hunker down to stop said paperwork from whipping itself into a fan induced frenzy. She's endeavoured to reduce the effects with strategically placed books, but it isn't working so well.
She wants, of course, to turn it off, but she won't. I suffer in the heat (yes, even the puny British Springtime kind), so a good fan is imperative to keep me cool. And it also helps to ease some of my hayfever symptoms.
So in order not to be The One Who Maketh Alice Sweateth And Be Illeth, she is putting up with it, thus being The One That Putteth Uppeth With The Annoying Wind Blower For The Saketh Of Her Beloved Fat And Allergy Ridden Daughter. Which is great for me, obviously, but sucks for her.
....Ooh, there it goes again.
I think any second now The Putteth Upper Witheth is going to scream...
Alice x
Edited To Add. How To Make The Mother Very Happy:
1. After visiting the bathroom, walk casually across the room and turn off the fan.
...That is all.
Alice x
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